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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009
5:21 pm	and the funniest sentence of the day for at least 3 reasons... Dashboard Confessional has been tapped to support Bon Jovi on their forthcoming North American tour in 2010. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
4:08 pm	work chat (12:40 PM) Zachary: Milonakis has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult. (12:41 PM) Shawn: poor thing (12:41 PM) Shawn: he gets to be a kid forever (12:41 PM) Zachary: he was on the man show (12:41 PM) Zachary: lol, I thought he really was a kid back then (12:41 PM) Shawn: with all the responsibility of an adult (12:41 PM) Alonzo: haha (12:41 PM) Alonzo: Occupation Actor, comedian, singer and rapper (12:41 PM) Alonzo: i thought that rapping thing was part of his comedy. (12:42 PM) Bill: hahaha. what "hood" does Andy Milonakis "rep"? (12:42 PM) Alonzo: Katonah, New York (12:42 PM) Bill: also, how does he feel about Snitches? (Comment on this)
Monday, November 16th, 2009
2:18 pm	In Phoenix. Waiting on plane #2. Halfway there. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
8:17 am	Sitting at the airport drinking coffe. Hardly slept at all. First flight is to Phoenix. I will travel back in time this morning & forward in time this afternoon. Time travel is a bitch. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com (Comment on this)
Monday, November 9th, 2009
1:18 pm	One week Vacation is almost afoot. At this time next week I'll have transferred from Phoenix and be flying to Omaha. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 7th, 2009
3:36 pm	Posted using LJ Talk... http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/03/boyz.ii.men.flu/index.html (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
10:24 am	Do you guys read Cake Wrecks? http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/sunday-sweets-steampunk.html (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
2:32 pm	14:25 Keef: holy shit [14:25] Keef: Rodriguez has signed on to do a Predator movie [14:25] Keef: starring adrien brody [14:28] Bill Latham: wow. is he gonna bulk up for it? [14:28] Bill Latham: Adrien Brody plus 70 pounds of muscle [14:30] Keef: hahaha [14:30] Keef: i think he's fighting a predator, not playing it [14:30] Keef: although I like where your mind goes. [14:30] Bill Latham: which means he's the new Governator? [14:31] Bill Latham: I think massive amounts of 'roids and a boxing picture are in his future [14:31] Keef: ahahaha [14:31] Bill Latham: Son of Rocky/Raging Bull (Comment on this)
Monday, September 28th, 2009
9:02 am	Everythings coming up Milhouse Some dude on his way to get teeth pulled at the VA just gave me a stack of $2.50 off coupons on camels & a lighter in exchange for a cigarette. An American hero! Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
10:11 am	Non Sequitur of the Day me: ... and then L like Lima. customer: I don't have one. Hold on. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
5:00 pm	I'm really happy my phone has a mute button While attempting to attach an ethernet cable to her computer, my customer states "OH MY GOD. IT WON'T FIT. IT'S TOO BIG." (Comment on this)
Friday, September 18th, 2009
2:25 pm	Posted using LJ Talk... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/the-7-most-inappropriate_n_286223.html?slidenumber=6 I think my favorite one is SHAVE THE BABY. Maybe I'll start sending those to people who have kids. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
2:56 pm	Whoa...this is cool "A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans. Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other. " http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6187320/Snake-with-foot-found-in-China.html (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
2:41 pm	Posted using LJ Talk... http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-double-down-sandwich,32804/ Ok perverts. Most of you are in a test market for this thing. Who's had the double down from KFC yet? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
12:27 pm	Scientific Fact [12:23] Doug Nelson: why do people in the east always have to be so damn rude [12:24] Bill Latham: anal parasites? [12:24] Doug Nelson: whoa [12:24] Doug Nelson: i hope so (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
11:58 am	Posted using LJ Talk... http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/20684677/detail.html (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
10:55 am	ZING A co-worker stopped to talk to me while he was wandering around looking for a desk to sit at. "I want a good computer," he said. "Not one of these pieces of shit that always stops and crashes on me. It always happens." "That's karma," I said. He started to walk away. "Wait a second- *KARMA*?!?!?" (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
1:43 pm	Posted using LJ Talk... The Capital Metro e-mail list I'm on says that the Texas State Capital area will be closed tomorrow for filming of Machete. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
11:47 am	LEVEL THREE TUNT I watched Visioneers last night, starring Zach Galifinakis and Judy Greer. It was amazing. It really reminded me of the whole Philip K. Dick/ Harlan Ellison hilariously funny type dystopian speculative fiction. I wholeheartedly recommend it. Website. (Comment on this)
Friday, July 10th, 2009
4:00 pm	Oh I could write a sonnet... [15:37] Bill Latham: http://www.space.com/news/ft-090710-nowak-couple-wedding.html [15:39] Keef: wow [15:39] Keef: i never thought that shit would crop up again [15:40] Bill Latham: "However, she was wearing a wig, trench coat and glasses, and was carrying a duffel bag filled with a bb pistol, four-inch hunting knife, rubber mallet, surgical tubing, latex gloves and garbage bags." I muted the phone because I Had a hard time not laughing [15:41] Bill Latham: that's some fucked up shit [15:42] Keef: hahahaha [15:42] Keef: you don't remember that? [15:42] Keef: SHE WORE DIAPERS AND DROVE FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT [15:42] Bill Latham: nope [15:43] Bill Latham: HAHAHHA [15:43] Keef: hee hee [15:43] Bill Latham: wow [15:43] Keef: Results 1 - 10 of about 65,700 for astronaut diapers. (0.53 seconds) [15:43] Keef: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250415,00.html [15:44] Keef: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak [15:44] Bill Latham: so stinking of feces and in disguise she tried to profess her love and/or slay him, possibly torture and dismember him ala Marv Vs Kevin in Sin City? [15:44] Keef: hahaha [15:44] Keef: nah, she was going to kidnap the other woman [15:44] Keef: and... use surgical tubing on her somehow [15:45] Keef: and then when she was out of the picture [15:45] Keef: she'd take off the poopypance, shower, and meet her one true love [15:45] Bill Latham: jesus [15:45] Bill Latham: hahaha [15:45] Keef: :D [15:45] Keef: it's how all great love stories start [15:46] Keef: Once upon a time, in Orlando, Florida, a woman arrived wearing a wig, shitty diapers, and she was carrying a hunting knife, a bb pistol, and twenty-five feet of surgical tubing. [15:53] Bill Latham: I'm pretty sure that's how my parents met. [15:54] Keef: ahahah (Comment on this)